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A
[ ] Acarophobia - Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
[ ] Aeroarcophobia - Fear of open high spaces.
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights. (oh look, I can see my house from here)
[ ] Agateophobia - Fear of insanity. (but...it would be so boring if I couldn't randomly yell out PENIS!)
[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness
[ ] Agraphobia - Fear of sexual abuse. (REAP)
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.(...I like pain, it hurts so good...)
[ ] Amnesiphobia - Fear of amnesia. (hahahahaha, fear of...what? Wait...what?)
[ ] Astrophobia - Fear of stars or celestial space.
[ ] Automantonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues, or anything that falsely represents a sentient being. (Like mimes?)
[x] Athazagoraphobia -Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting. (And you are...?)
[x] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds. (Aren't those two mutually exclusive???)
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car. (Take the subway, bet you won't mind riding in a car then.)
[x] Androphobia - Fear of men. (Boys scare me, Men fascinate me)
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers. (Bet thats an awkward prom date)
[x] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society. (FTM)
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched. (*pokeda*)
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers. ("You have to the count of three to tell us what we want to know..." "NO! Any thing but that" "1" ugh "2" ahhhhhhh "2 and a half" ALRIGHT I'LL TALK!!)
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness. (Yes, CDO, of course...)
[x] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[x] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
[ ] Autophobia - Fear of being alone. (Is it fear if you dream about it and wake up cursing?)

B
[ ]Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria. (They are fucked)
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity. (I know! Gravity has it out for a few of my friends...)
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes (...I think this and ^ are part and parcel)
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians. (Guess that princess isn't finding her frog prince)
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books. (LE GASP!!)
[ ] Botanophobia - Fear of plants. (ZOMG, KILLER TOMATOES!!)

C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness. (I bet these are the people who don't own mirrors)
[ ] Cainophobia - Fear of newness, novelty.
[ ] Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
[ ] Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
[ ] Chorophobia- Fear of dancing. (Does it count if OTHER people are scared of mine?)
[ ] Chronophobia- Fear of time.
[ ] Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries. (WoooOoooooOOOoooOOOOoooo.........BOO)
[x] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
[ ] Cypridophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease. (Omg there are so many things that not even I will do with this one.)
[ ] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors. (lolz, think they are the ones with Cacophobia?
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors. (WhhhhhhHhhhiiiiiiiIIIIttttTTeeeeEEEEeee.........BLUE)
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks
[x] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces. (Oh the poor mimes.)
[x] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns. (*twitch* *twitch* Don't trust anything that lives in the sewers.)
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. (HAHAHAHA!!!WTFH?!?!AHAHAHAHA)
[x] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. (I thought that was...Androphobia)

D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees. (If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it...will you still be scared?)
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists. (FEAR THE DRILL OF PAIN AND AGONY!! BUT LOVE THE GAS OF LOOPYNESS!!)
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses. (Apartments are good tho, right?)
[ ] Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. (What? No. Well, maybe...I don't think so...but then again...)
[ ] Diplophobia- Fear of double vision. (Hope they don't drink...or is that in the figurative sense of the word...?)
[ ] Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise. (I feel no fear, PRAISE ME, for I am insecure narcissist, ADORE ME!! plz)
[ ] Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents. (Whoops)


E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home. (Soooo, nomadic then?)
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats. (Ack! No! I love my LOL CATZ!)
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. (The MCR song?)
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
[x] Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church. (Ummmm, I fear any and all organized monetary scams that operate on such a large, multi-national scale.)
[ ] Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom. (So, Give me freedom or give you death?)
[ ] Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge. (...this explains, SO MUCH.)
[ ] Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of loneliness. (Because one OBVIOUSLY leads to the other. -_-' )
[ ] Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions. (Sex, I LIKE sex, Do YOU like Sex?

F
[ ] Febriphobia - Fear of fever. (*sweats*)

G
[x] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage. (I fear commitment and any and all organized monetary scams that operate on such a large, multi-national scale.)
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees. (I guess if I were a guy, this would make more sense ...)
[ ] Genophobia- Fear of sex. (NOOOOOOOOOOOO)
[ ] Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
[x] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public.
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women. (Does this apply to being scared of myself?)
[ ] Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting. (That would make my job hard...)
[ ] Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity. (Hollywood must hate these people.)

H
[ ] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun. (Hissssss, The light, she BURNS)
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood. (I like blood, it just goes so well with the handcuffs >.> )
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.
[ ] Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. (Uhhhhh...no, just no.)
[ ] Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
[ ] Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. (elhewdfhqkdghp!!!AWSOME!!!)
[ ] Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Also found under the example option in the online dictionary Under IRONY.)
[ ] Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy. (How in the HELL are those two related?)
[x] Hypengyophobia - Fear of responsibility.

I
[x] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[ ] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
[ ] Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
[ ] Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. (If you were a guy, I bet this would SUCK!)

J
[ ] Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. (You ask the anime lover)
[ ] Judeophobia- Fear of Jews. (You ask the ST:TOS lover)

K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
[ ] Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat. (FAIL)
[ ] Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces. ( )
[ ] Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
[ ] Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.

L
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
[x] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes. (hm, my common senses are tingling)
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.
[ ] Linonophobia- Fear of string. (ZOMG STRING! ILOVEATHESTRINGIMMAPLAYWITHTEHSTRING!!!)
[ ] Logophobia- Fear of words. (*click pop pop click clack thock*...I'm going to hell for this)
[ ] Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphilis. (I think this IS a Venereal Disease...)

M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black (poor Obama)
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
[x] Macrophobia- Fear of long waits. (Three cheers for impatience!!)
[ ] Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (...FOREplay?)
[ ] Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment. (lolz, Punish me)
[ ] Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis. (this is the THIRD mention of it, how many ways are there to be scared of dick?)
[ ] Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music. (ZOMG NO!!!)
[ ] Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
[ ] Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
[ ] Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry. (I would be out of business...and you would have nothing to watch...)
[ ] Mnemophobia- Fear of memories. (The past is past and the future is uncertain, so live for the present.)
[ ] Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease. (Define Definite?)
[ ] Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements. (No more fantasy books for you.)

N
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things. (Better than Necro-philia I guess.)
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[x] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals. (People DIE in hospitals.)
[ ] Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs. (Because old drugs like Coke and Oxy are ok.)
[ ] Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
[ ] Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night. (Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome?)

O
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. (Not an ice skater then.)
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes. (ON THIS MoFo PLANE)
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
[ ] Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery. (Those weird wind up walking chatter teeth scare me too)
[ ] Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
[x] Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
[ ] Ouranophobia - Fear of heaven. (...how does that work exactly?)

P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper. (I bet trees suffer from this)
[ ] Parastitaphobia - Fear of Parasites.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[xx] Pedophobia - Fear of children. (Children scare me, greatly.)
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid. (...you now have a serious problem)
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet. (not AAHHHHH!!!!!, just...ewweh?)
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns. (...ferns...I think I drained my creative juices around the last of the K's)
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - fear of flying
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. (Pyro-MANIA!!)
[ ] Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (That is JUST vauge enough to work!!)
[ ] Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls. (I think most of those who suffer from this, are virgins themselves.)
[ ] Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th (OMG, IT'S JASON!!)
[ ] Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity. (well...My parents scare me...?)
[ ] Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
[x] Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine
[ ] Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
[ ] Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (I KNEW IT!! The government strikes again!)
[ ] Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones. (...there's always text, or the lowest form of human communication: emoticons.)
[ ] Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
[ ] Proctophobia- Fear of rectums. (ROFLMAO!!!!!)
[ ] Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering. (F-f-fear o-o-of W-wh-what?){going to HELL}
[ ] Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
[x] Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets. (DAMN YOU PINOCCHIO!!)

R
[x] Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. (CATHOLIC SCHOOL)
[ ] Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles. (lol)
[ ] Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation. (No shit, really?!?)

S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[x] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. (ALSO KNOWN AS: Insomnia.)
[ ] Samhainophobia - Fear of Halloween.
[ ] Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
[x] Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
[ ] Siderophobia- Fear of stars. (FASCINATED)
[ ] Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
[ ] Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix. (ummm, Hissss?)
[ ] Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.

T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology. ( I molest it at every opportunity!)
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder. (<3)
[x] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
[ ] Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
[x] Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth. (Children SCARE me!!)
[ ] Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.

V-Z
[ ] Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating.
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women. (Where can I get a Venus Injection?)
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape. (I've laughed hardest on this one. VIRGINITI phobia)
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft. (All hail SATAN...{FAIL} ummm i frequent the FAILblog, srry)
[ ] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers.
[ ] Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.
[ ] Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
[ ] Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.


Wow, so, ya, thank for this...